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A Rogues' Gallery
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Festina's Crew:
Philip   Lynda   Bryony    
Philip
'This time its a gybe- float- spike- foredeck- triple lutz-Heimlich drop...' 		  Lynda
'Oh, there's the parmesan!'
  Bryony
"None of this 'just competing' lark, next time we're going to win!" 		 
 
Ben   Ann   Jamie W    

Ben
"Er... I think the hungry box is empty again"

  Ann
'Well you shouldn't have put your head there..." 		  Jamie
'Just follow the one-metre line..." 		 
 
Ed   Pippa   Barney    
Edward
Beware the shoes of doom... 		  Pippa
"Can someone tell me where to steer, I haven't got my glasses on!" 		  Barney
"I'm afraid I won't be at work tomorrow - we sort of hit a rock and the liferaft kind of exploded... I'll explain later, byee!" 		 
 
Graham   Miike J   Jamie S    

Graham
Needs a loud alarm clock...

  Mike J
"You can't push ropes!" 		  Jamie S
"That looks like a 1973 Nicholson 32, with the B layout interior and fin keel option.... " 		 
 
Adrian   Jo   Andy    

Adrian
"I can't do that, it's not in my contract!"

   Jo
Manages to keep Adrian (and his charts) in check! 		  Andy
'Chill guys, its all under control'		  
 
 
JD   Richard   Lucy    
JD
"Oh yeah, I thought those eggs smelled a bit dodgy!" 		  Richard
'Where's the Trapeze on this boat?!' 		  Lucy
After a Sunday spent mainsheet trimming, has arms a foot longer than they used to be! 		 
 
Wendy   Peter   Jaap    
Wendy
Rarely seen outside of at least 5 layers of thermals... 		  Peter
Expert on the Magnetic effects of Fray Bentos tins on compasses. 		  Jaap
Crazy Dutch cameraman and helm extraordinaire.		  
 
Wendy   Peter   Jaap    
Sebastien
Mast-homme extraordinaire! 		  Helen
"Only 45 knots? - no problem! " 		  Ian
Returned after absence of 20 years - must be mad! 		 
 
Wendy   Peter   Jaap    
Tim
The harder it blows - the happier he is. 		  Robbie
err----- Behind you! 		  Wol
Has now been sacked for consorting with starlings!		  
 
 

 

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